He should come with some kind of warning label that states: high risk of being shot, kidnapped, and/or stranded on deserted locals. All of Nate’s adventures usually just end up in more grief for the old man than actual treasure. If only Nate showed the same respect to the man he looks up to as a father. Nate drags Sully all around the world with the pretense of some big payout at the end of their journey. Not to mention Nate is just the worst person to be around. The life expectancy of being near Nate has got to be worse than all the cigars Sully chain smokes on a daily basis. Let’s not forget that he derailed a whole train in Tibet and destroyed the railway. Nate has managed to destroy a church in Madagascar, make a situation in a war-torn city worse, create havoc in a middle eastern market while hopped up on hallucinogens.

Not to mention all the populated areas he’s managed to decimate on his way to his next clue. Nate is also a human wrecking ball when it comes to ancient civilizations. Yeah, there is a guy below you who probably had a broken neck after hitting his head on a rock. gif above, who Nate just casually throws into the ocean. Could you imagine going to work and waking up after some dude put you in a chokehold … and then probably getting fired afterward? Or being that poor man in the. Those poor men who didn’t expect their night to end with one of two options – getting choked out or shot in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. Remember the opening section of Uncharted 2, where Nate and Flynn break into the museum in Istanbul? Imagine being the security guards working that night shift. Walking Natural Disasterĭrake’s penchant for violence and destruction doesn’t stop there. Nathan Drake was sold to us as an everyman but instead Uncharted follows a sociopath who walks into a room like he didn’t just snap the necks of 20 people before deciphering some ancient wall puzzle. While that’s scary enough, it’s the fact that he can leave a shoot-out, dropping 30 men at a time and just have no remorse, no trauma. Let’s ignore the fact that he comes out of these shoot-outs with armies mostly unscathed. He’s got more than 1,000 kills under his belt. They’re mercenaries, thieves, and pirates. Look, I understand that none of the men that Drake kills are saints. I have to believe the only reason he hasn’t been caught or spawned a global manhunt is that he looks like every other generic white guy on a video game cover, and they can’t tell them apart. There is supposed to be some form of suspension of belief when it comes to the actions we take playing a game and the story that is being told … but it’s really hard to ignore. You don’t buy into the whole ludonarrative dissonance argument. I’m going to jump right out the gate with this one.

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